| What this game won't do: |
 | Solve world hunger. |
 | Bring water to Africa. |
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Bring peace on Earth, or to the Middle East, or for that matter to Utah
It might bring peace to your house, but probably not for long. |
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It's just a fun game!!!
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| Why you should play this game: |
 | Over 60 unique and terrifying (well mildly scary) levels. |
 | Over 20 unique and terrifying (well challenging) villains and obstacles. |
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A totally new and unique way to play.
Trust us, we looked,
and could not find any other games like this,
strange don't you think?
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| Did we mention it's fun? |
| No talking farm animals, unless you count rabbits,
in which case there are a couple. |
| The best sound effects ever. |
| No birds were angered in the making of this game,
although there are a couple of very irritated robots. |
In Glorious 2D!!!
